I can’t believe that they’re paying Karp 1.1 billion in cash

he probably just wants to take pictures of it with his cat

yes can I have 3 3:15 Iron Man 3 in 3D tickets for $33.75

(Source: wolf-said-toc, via im-a-prettycat)

The General Manager walked by talking to the repair man saying “You can’t just stick a knife in there and wiggle it around, it’ll mess with something vital!” and I turned to the customer I was helping, sighed, and said “I can never tell if he’s talking about the slurpee machines or human bodies.”

I just told this guy to enjoy his movie and he said “I will. It’s the last one I’ll ever see.” then he took a sip of his soda and walked away?!

this guy just told me he’d already had two martinis this morning

It’s 10:00 in the morning and he’s going to see Iron Man 3

if you look at anyone long enough they become hideous
if you look at anyone long enough they become beautiful

like this is an episode where Hilda and Zelda pretend to split up to show Sabrina that they work better as parents together instead of separately and I love it I love them as parents they balance each other out so well

I know Hilda and Zelda are supposed to be sisters but I totally get coupley vibes from them and I wouldn’t call it shipping but I definitely dig a world where they aren’t related and are married

I think I’ve said this before but one of my favorite things on this earth is when an actor from Harry Potter plays themselves in a movie/tv show and rolls their eyes at other people for referring to them by their HP character names

(Source: ilovefitzgerald, via dandyanders)

ginography:

I was just thinkin that I really like you,
and I was just thinkin.. that I REALLY like you
and i was just thinkin, if I kidnap your boyfriend..

Could I be your boyfriend?

Oldie but Goodie.