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How do I make a lot of money really quickly? I want my sister to visit me :(

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That was supposed to be just a quick and simple mermaid drawing, but then I did a background. What’s gotten into me?!

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I want one. Or all.

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Ferguson police advance on protesters with guns drawn, issue dispersal order on 8/18/2014

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CNN’s Jake Tapper Telling the Truth about Ferguson

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Sinbad walked into work and just like, ordered some pancakes.

I just served a man who graduated from my rival high school in ‘73 and we could not have been more delighted to meet and insult each other

Texas is a weird state, y’all

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I just had my shift drink after work at The Five Point and it was whiskey and they have me a giant shot glass full of whiskey and I drank all the whiskey and I’m walking down fourth and giving directions to Australians and now gyros



Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

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