How do I make a lot of money really quickly? I want my sister to visit me :(
That was supposed to be just a quick and simple mermaid drawing, but then I did a background. What’s gotten into me?!
I want one. Or all.
CNN’s Jake Tapper Telling the Truth about Ferguson
Sinbad walked into work and just like, ordered some pancakes.
I just served a man who graduated from my rival high school in ‘73 and we could not have been more delighted to meet and insult each other
Texas is a weird state, y’all
I just had my shift drink after work at The Five Point and it was whiskey and they have me a giant shot glass full of whiskey and I drank all the whiskey and I’m walking down fourth and giving directions to Australians and now gyros