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apparently when we were younger my little sister begged my mom for a baby brother and I turned to her and said “she can’t. she used her last egg on you.”
there’s this guy I work with and I know I just know that he’d be the one in a survival situation to suggest eating people
Hilda just made a casual joke about how her and Zelda “haven’t bickered this much since we picked opposite sides in the CIvil War”
Which means one of Sabrina’s aunts supports slavery?!?!
there are 6 or 7 people I work with that I’m gonna miss a lot when I move at the end of June and I’m sad that we aren’t better friends because I really like them as people
I saw The Great Gatsby and I hate the book but as I was watching the film I fell in love and now it’m y favorite movie of all time
like, actually, that’s not hyperbole
Leonardo DiCaprio’s performance was 100% real and made me feel things I’ve never felt just watching a movie. I felt and understood and experienced his love and and nervousness for daisy and idk how to use words but my favorite movie yes
my collabrakadabra video today isn’t very perky and I’m sorry for letting down channel standars
I’ve noticed that when I’m walking around town alone men will make comments to me about my appearance but if I’m walking around with another guy they will direct those comments to him as if I don’t exist or am some sort of property of the guy I’m with
like today I was downtown with reed and a man said “hey, your woman has legs from hell”
like first of all what does that mean and I am no one’s woman
